In student research papers:
"Have you ever wondered what women were like in the 1900's? Well, I have did research, and let me tell you...." I have did? Really?
"In the book, Daisy only wanted one thing: money, and love." One thing? I mean, I know I teach English, but still??
*name changed to protect the innocent*
"Do you know why *Olivia* checked out? Because she had to go home to wash her hair. Someone told her it looked greasy, so she checked out."
Funnies/cute things Parker has said lately:
"Want shuggies Mommy?" (and then she came and gave me a kiss)
(after hearing me cough for the millionth time) "Coughin? Bless you!!"
"Want cammies! Want cammies!" (cammies= candy) "Baby, we don't have any candy here." "Want cammies! Want cammies! Go Ganny's. Want cammies!" (in other words- if you won't give me candy, I know Granny will!)